Saturday, June 04, 2011

Medical report

Thursday, I decided to collect my medical report. And I couldn't sleep well before the day due to great anxiety. It's exactly the same thing when the day before I went for medical check up as I had trouble sleeping too!

I waited quite some time, until the my name was called. I'm good in creating conversation with stranger. Its a skill I think I inherited from my dad, or self learned. I look at my file, and i saw the doctor's name. As soon as I walked through the door, I greeted her with her name, and she was quite surprise that I know her name thinking that I'm her ex-patient or whatsoever.

From there onwards, the situation werent so tense. I hated much where situation where you dont know each other. I always seek for a relationship from the other party. Therefore, Not only I'll be your patient, but also your friend. :)


This is how the situation like.



Doctor: Your medical results proven that your health are in good state. However....

Me: Tell me the worst, I'm prepared.

Doctor: Your BMI (body mass index) is a bit off the scale. Your fat level is high. Therefore, You should watch your diet.

Me: I knew it, cause I quit exercising.

Doctor: I see, oh yea, the worst is yet to come.

Me: I'm listening.

Doctor: According to the report, there are no readings for xxx and aaa.

Me: No reading? meaning is good or bad?

Doctor: Normally, the reading should fall within a level of between a number. If it exceeded, means bad. If lesser, means bad too. The best is fall within the means.

Me: So what do mean by no readings?

Doctor: I'm afraid this is where your cells are having evolution process and might turn you into something dangerous. Like a mutant. Do you watch X-men?

Me: Yup. Holy shit if this is real. How can I prevent it?

Doctor: Dont worry my friend, I will give you two injection. A and C. But do you have money to pay?

Me: Yes. Just do what is necessary to cure it. (see how realistic the world is)

Doctor: Ahh. We will do whatever it takes to save you my friend. (cause I said I have money?) So, Injection A is for stopping your cell from evolution. So this is very important. While Injection C is for your body immune system. In case you're in contact with person with such virus, then you will not be affected. You will need 3 doses. So come back for the other two.

Me: Okay. Just do what it takes. Even there is a need for me to be hospitalize, I will, cause health is my concern. And I have insurance. So forget about the money concern.

*All medical check ups are not applicable to claim from your insurance company unless the individual has been requested from the company or with company permission to do /act so.


I received two injection from the medical labs that afternoon. And my left hand felt weird. All I need to do now is to exercise. Sigh.

EXERCISE!

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