Mum VS Girlfriend.

A couple days ago when it was Valentine's day, our local radio station welcome as many couples to call the station to share their love stories with all the radio listeners.

One of the story that caught my attention was, the girl choose to be with that particular guy is because of his honesty. The radio DJ asked her what is so special on his bf honesty? And she answered, All the guys I previously dated, I asked them a question. Which one will you catch if me and your mum are falling? She said all the previous guy told her that they will catch her. But not until this particular guy. He answered he will catches his mum. Because there's only one mother in th world but girlfriend still can find. Believe it or not, thats the reason why the girl picked that guy.

So, I believe that 'question' is quite common and often pulled any couple into a huge quarrel.

Anyways, There is one day where my mum's mood wasnt that good. She asked me this 'question' when I enter the house. Shit happens.


*As I entered the door*

Mum: Eh, I ask you ar. If next time me and your girlfriend are drowning yea, Which one will you save first?
Me: *thinking WTF* Err...Nice question mum. But have you taken your dinner?
Mum: Just answer me! *This is the moment you know switching topic isnt gonna work*
Me: Err..I will save both!
Mum: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! HOW CAN YOU SAVE BOTH?!
Me: Errrrrrrrr......Actually right..I will make sure you all wear float when goes down to any water activity.
Mum: Useless la u. No point raising u up after so many years!


*Eldest brother walks out from room*
Mum: Eh!! I ask you ar. If next time me and your girlfriend are drowning yea, Which one will you save first? *I signaling my brother to inform him to be smart!*
Aaron: Erm, actually married or not married is still a long way to be discuss. Maybe I will get married? Maybe I will not? hehe
Mum: USELESS! means you're not gonna get married? No grandchildren for me? then I raise you up so many years for what??!!!


*Youngest brother walks our from the room wondering what happened* (Worst timing)
Mum: Eh!!! I ask you ar. If next time me and your girlfriend are drowning yea, Which one will you save first? Both persons here are useless want. You better dont dissappoint me!
Andy: Actually, If I have an understanding mum and girlfriend, this type of question shall never be raise up. Because they will both know I love both of them as much as I could. Anything else?
Mum: Ok....I didnt raise you up for nothing. What you want for dinner?

This is one of those MA-CHIC-NI moment you will faced in life soon. But seriously, this kinda question is totally unfair because no matter what you answered, the opponent still can challenge back! Luckly chicken boy appeared at the right timing, or else our dinner will never be served.

There no right or wrong.

Few weeks ago, chicken boy told me he argued with his teacher. And actually I was inspired by his arguement.

Let me share with you readers how this point works in business world.

Chicken boy challenge the teacher by asking her, "Will you kill your neighbour if you found out he wants to kill your mum"?

Let me get straight to the point on how it applies to business world instead of letting you know how my brother's arguement reaches this point.

The world we live in its simple. Its a dog eat dog situation. The rich getting richer and the poor only die tryin. If you want to be rich, there is only one rule. Which is to break the rules!

The law does not benefit the mass. That's one thing for sure. One of the well known speaker, Robert Kuyosaki said the 10% of population controls 90% of the wealth.

But why these rich people didnt get caught if they break the law? the answer is simple, know how to cover up. Its just that simple. But it requires a lot of thinking to twist and turn to come out with a nice presentation. When you reaches this stage, no doubt people will hate you. But your ratio of friends wouldnt change. Lets say your ratio of friend is 100:5. For every 100 friends, you have 5 hater. So as your business partner grow, the more hater you will get.

But how does it relate to my brothers point? I ask one of the business man this question. "Will you kill your neighbour if you found out he wants to kill your mum"? And he hesitate while he answer me. His answer was not convincing and doubtful. He said he will kill his neighbour, but as soon I reminded him that he's going to prison by doing so, he retracted his answer.

See, the law stated killing someone is consider murder. If your neighbour kills your mum, there is no guarantee that the police will catch him. And if you kill your neighbour, the police will arrest you for murdering.

Let me tell you a cruel answer. As a business person, you should kill the neighbour. Its a blunt truth but this is what you got to do to protect your loved ones. Then you cover up your murder. That simple. Thats how to rich getting richer. They eliminate the ones that comes in their way and cover up. Rich men can be sue, but never be jail.

See where my point going?

Common sense vs Scientific

While I talking to dickhead, this is exactly what happened. We heard a loud sound that sounded almost like a bomb exploded in the sky.

Obviously, I call it tunder. And I have no clue on what will happen. All I keep on saying is, Walaueh, bloddy tunder damn loud!

Then dickhead said, we will experience a heavy rain tonight.

I looked at him and asked, Its already raining now, by the time it reaches night, no more rain already right?

And dickhead explained as he walked away, When there are a loud sound heard from the sky, it means there are two big clouds collide. And when they collide, the water accumulated on the cloud will pour down which resulted heavy rain.

Slowly but surely, it rain really heavy during that night. Really heavy.

I hate reading books.

I remember I could hardly complete a series of LadyBird book series during my childhood time. I just hate it. And it has developed into an habit where I hate reading. That is why I don't excel in my academic. My goals are simple. Pass without handing up my assignment. See, to pass a subject is easy. To pass a subject without handing up your assignment is just like a bet. Its exciting. Its challenging. And worst come to worst if the management ever find out, I will hand it my assignment. (IF they found out la).

I never shown any interest in staying up in a bookstore browsing through their wonderful archive. I noticed, there is a best selling corner, top stories corner and etc. All these stuff will never win my interest.

I'm a bit worried sometimes. Reading actually is good. It serves as a 'food' to our brain. Imagine if your body stops eating, obviously you health will deteriorate. Same applies to our brain. We have to constantly feed it with knowledge and information. Like I said, I used to worried, how will my children respond if they found out their own dad does not read book and expect them to score well? or worst, no girls will even like me once they found out my habit.

But then again, my worried ease when I found out my interest. It may sounds contradicting with my point but seriously, its not. I cant deny the fact that I HATE READING ANY BOOKS, but I'm avid for the latest information on the Internet or magazine. Anything that are printed and labeled as 'books', I hate them. But newsletter, newspaper, magazine, Internet are so awesome. In other words, I like reading as long it doesnt come in book form.

Its normal to hear this when you bumped into an old friend on the street saying,:

"ahh, study so much for what? no point also."

I'm not trying to be exclusive. But seriously, it makes a huge difference. The quality of the conversation you having with those without qualifications are just rubbish, most of the time. Imagine the assignment WE done, the due date WE experience, the final test where WE all fear, this are all trial that shapes us into a better person. And out of a sudden, someone tells you that there is no point gaining all that experience. What a joke.

The reason why I like reading news is simple. It makes me feel like I'm updated. And I read it from several sources. Therefore, I can create a healthy judgement. And able to think with my both brains. 'People' like to read what they like and say what they feel like saying. Therefore, any judgement will be bias if one would have heard from these kind of 'people'.

Especially males, we must read as must as possible to increase our knowlegde. Who knows in the future, your wife could be representing school for debating when she was young! So yeah, just in case. :P

I hate reading books, the design, the fonts are printed and basically everything about it as long as one labelled it as a book!

Happy Birthday to me

25th of October. As a friend of mine, You'll realize its my birthday.

Its my pleasure that my close buddies throw a celebration for me in Bangsar Shopping Complex. But on the way there, I notice several stuff.

This is me, and I'm observent. Very. For each shopping mall I visited, I will peep around to make sure which angle have installed CCTV. If they do installed, how many. And I'm a very careful person as well. Maybe I'm inspired by some spy action movie. I usually arrive at one floor above where I live or 1 floor below. Therefore, No one could trace my living place. Something like that.

So among close buddies, I dont know what to say anymore rather than disappointment. Its never about the party. Its never about the gift. But its about the quality moment. This is the weakness of us human. We take things for granted. And we only start appreciates when its gone. I think mostly for now, our hang out session are basically bored. Perhaps this 'stage' is normal?

Or maybe friends are like our 'product' ? Like one of the lesson we learned in marketing about the 'product life cycle' could be apply to our friends? The cycle stage are followed by introduction, growth, maturity and declining. Then the cycle will probably repeat itself. I believe someone must take the effort.

So, my friends picked me up from my place. And trust me, We spoke quite less inside the car. Its not healthy compare to those days we could talk about anything with anyone. But right now, Even there are three person within a vehicle, a person will still left out. I mean two person can carry on a conversation while abandoning the other. This is terrible.

Am I sensitive? Or my friends has changed without even they realising it? I cant remember much of the conversation I had during my birthday dinner. I remember i mentioned about the silly video clip, and they talked about the unfortunate guy, Marco Simoncelli that crashed his bike in MotoGP, and what else? I cant remember. Sorry.

As I mentioned earlier on, its never about the gift, about the food, about the place or anything. I dont ask for anything, but all I want is just a quality time together where everyone get to talk, share their stories, and everybody listening to it and giving feedbacks. I prefer respond from the rest and I prefer them to participate.

I would rather organize a birthday event rather than being the birthday boy. I give out my best in seeking quality moments for my friends, I give them something special, I use my brain and think what they would like. This is what I call caring. I dont mind giving rather than receiving with a sorrow heart. The art of giving is so beautiful. Its never enough. There are so many needy person in this world. Just when you thought u helped someone, theres another person crying out for help in another corner. That is why, I love to bless others. Sigh.

I'm not ungrateful for the effort they poured in oganizing it. I'm thankful for their willingness to throw such an awesome dinner but I believe it could have be better if everyone just talk to everyone. Literally!

I'm 22 yeras old this year. And the age number of 22 will never change no matter how you relocate it. My birthday wishes are simple for this year.

• I wish my family will prosper and our bond will strengthens in years to come.
• I wish my close friends will remain as close friends in the future.
• I wish all of my friends are able to find the right soulmate in time to come.
  

Specially thanks to Andy, Jimmy, Danial, Seh Ming and Joy for coming for my birthday dinner.

Stage 1 vs Stage 2 = same results

Mum is very weird. When we have cash on hand, she would encourage us to use it on treatment as much as we can because we should take care of our body.

Mum is very weird. When she realize we have no cash, she would yell. Nag about all the spending we made. And basically everything.

I often involve two arguements with her. The first stage was, me and her would quarrel over the spending on treatment.

The second stage was......

She says, I says.

Imagine me and my wife visiting a car exibition gallery somewhere in the future...

Wife: Hey, dont waste your money on buying cars anymore. Its not like we dont have enough cars.

Me: Calm down. Its not neccessary for us to buy for taking a look right?

Wife: Oh yeah, the why do you come here then? Looking at all those sexy stunning models?

Me: What are you talking about? All I can see within this exibition hall are sexy cars and only one pretty lady. And I think she's talking to me now.